Within a display cabinet on the upper level of the iconic Melbourne stadium is housed a neon pink ensemble performed in by the entertainer. The show in front of 100,024 attendees was seen as a success.
It's possible you appreciate his music. You might think he is the finest offering to music known to man. Or you could adopt a balanced view, acknowledging that some tracks are fantastic while others are awful.
The point being is that entertainment can manifest in countless ways. Tastes vary. There is not a single method to craft literature or even Test cricket.
The Incomparable Variety of The Long Game
Test cricket boasts peerless complexity. One struggles to think of another sport where the playing is so dictated by conditions.
The elements, the time of day, the ball – the list is endless. Crucially is the playing surface.
If the format is art, the strip is the blank slate on which the athletes paint their masterpiece.
A Broken-Down Battle: The MCG Match
The Boxing Day fixture between the two sides was the game deconstructed, the established format taken to pieces and reassembled in an unusual manner.
This is not a defence of the wicket which produced a triumph and the second two-day Test of the Ashes battle.
Having a thick layer on the wicket, resulting in a cascade of wickets tumbling in less than two days, is not a balanced duel between batter and bowler.
A Diverse Legacy: The Core of Test Cricket
But any suggestion this was a lesser event, one that should be marked with an asterisk as inauthentic, is wide of the mark.
The format is a varied portfolio, a long history and still growing. At times, as seen at the MCG, the ball does all sorts for the seamers. Other times, it turns square on a dry surface. Sometimes, the pitch is flat as a pancake, other times it explodes.
The exciting finishes are all the more thrilling owing to the investment devoted during quieter periods.
Adjustment: The Core Skill
Certain variables are embraced more readily than others.
The debate in Melbourne was that the equilibrium was skewed excessively towards the fielding side. That the skilled individuals were unable from demonstrating their skill.
Test cricket is about adapting to challenges – interpreting the conditions and responding appropriately. The top two individual scores were made by world-class players. One line-up was less disciplined than the other, and thus lost.
Pure Elation: The Fan Perspective
Attempt to convince the supporters who have suffered years of defeat that this wasn't compelling.
In a corner of the ground, countless fans waved their flags and created an atmosphere, fostering a party atmosphere in a heartland of national pride.
There was optimism as the bowlers excelled, momentum when batters fought back, and rapturous celebration when the victory was achieved.
Contrasting Examples: The Variety of Test Matches
The MCG has a history with difficult wickets. Previously, a game there featured a pitch with the excitement of a a damp squib.
That match was a slog, with minimal action and slow play. This recent match and that drawn affair are diametrically opposed points of the scale – neither the standard, yet historical weight can be found in them.
Four Tests into the Ashes contest, it is the two-day matches that will remain iconic in the history books.
"It's not the demise of the long game at all," observed a past champion. "Spectators who have been lucky enough to see these two days have been experienced some genuine drama. An unusual spectacle."
Baby Steps: Looking Ahead
In the preparation to this match, the leader addressed the media like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his mind.
The team responded for him, bringing back the smile to his face.
Different players stepped up with crucial roles. These are baby steps, hardly enough to guarantee long-term futures, but something to develop from.
In the end, this Melbourne victory is added to other notable performances in meaningless games.
As the crowd left into a glorious Melbourne evening, the team assembled on the turf to commence their own enjoyment.
Celebrate the win, men. You've earned this one.